It's on the stands and it's flying off the shelves...and the e-Edition day passes are mounting up...it's the January/February special edition (second of the month of January) 2015! And we're going to give you a little preview of what's in it by posting THIS MONTH'S PRINT HEADLINES, which are a view of each article in this issue complete with a synopsis of the article. Each print headline is preceded by the dateline (where the info in the article took place in the readership area) and followed by the synopsis; they are split up by presentation in order of appearance: Front Page, Back Page (second front page), pages 2 and 3, Egypt, Heartland, Central and Op-Ed. And now, without further ado, here are THIS MONTH'S PRINT HEADLINES!
FRONT PAGE
![This photo from 17-year-old Xzavier Gibbs’ Facebook page is not tagged (identifying anyone in the pic); however, it appears Gibbs is the one third from left. The thug-wannabes are shown pretending to “shoot”...giving rise to the suspected proclivities of those Gibbs hangs out with.]()
This photo from 17-year-old Xzavier Gibbs’ Facebook page is not tagged (identifying anyone in the pic); however, it appears Gibbs is the one third from left. The thug-wannabes are shown pretending to “shoot”...giving rise to the suspected proclivities of those Gibbs hangs out with.
SALINE CO.---Year-end shooting: No suspects in custody...yet: The article that's blowing this one off the stands in Saline County has already has something of a resolution, less than 24 hours after the e-Edition hit Monday night. Pressure much, Harrisburg popo? Maybe. Otherwise, how would you explain that a 17-year-old Carrier Mills-based punk can run the streets unapprehended WEEKS after he was charged with Attempted Murder in Saline, including the streets of an Indiana city (Evansville)? So even though he's been arrested, it's on ANOTHER warrant...and the victim is saying something very interesting. Read this article to see what's going on. No one else is going to tell you this stuff, we guarantee.
RICHLAND CO.---Meth crowd shudders: Will cook/dealer case go federal?: What it amounts to in the meth world these days is that local prosecutors, overburdened with traffic tickets, DUIs, OP violations and the like, have to turn certain cases over to the feds if we want them taken care of. I mean, David Hyde, in Richland, is BURDENED. He has only ONE assistant, he has to drive all the way from north of Robinson just to get to the courthouse, he has to preach on weekends and Wednesdays, and he has to give free legal advice to domestic batterers and convicted meth heads. Of course, there always exists the possibility that that nonsense will soon be coming to an abrupt end. As to the local meth crowd...they're still worried that their pill-buying sprees are going to go fed. And for good reason.
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Todd Fort’s most recent sex offender registry mug
SALINE CO.---Case tossed out of appeal: Todd Fort is still living in his delusion that tidbits of information tossed to him two years ago were actually factual. Here's a hint for you, Todd: You know as well as anyone that when police are questioning someone, they can lie; there's no law against that. Guess what? Same goes for journalists just trying to get to the bottom of something...you know, like child molestation. Have fun with that, Todd. In the meantime, readers, here's the latest on Todd's foray into a hopeless situation, trying to sue a sitting prosecutor for FOLLOWING THE LAW.
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Yep. That's Eric Lamb.
JASPER CO.---County deputy under scrutiny after fight: A lot of people know that a lot of deputies and city cops are just violent and brutal. A lot of people have been victims of this rising issue, something we've been writing about since our inception in 2003, nothing new here. This article, however, is something new. About an old subject, true...but we've never quite had the confirmation on the matter that we do now. See why this issue is flying off the shelves in Jasper and surrounding counties...it has to do with this article.
BACK PAGE
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Kyle Eichorn. YOLO, dude.
SALINE CO.---Authorities: Pot methamphetamine, pills and alcohol found in blood of DUI driver: But, but....he was just quoting song lyrics! Just coz he quotes song lyrics doesn't mean he's really underage-drinking and driving...and partying...with meth...and pot...and pills....or does it? The results of the crash that occurred in November are here in this report as filed by the state police in Saline involving one of the most miscreant of all the little hoodlums in Hardin County who think that because of "who they are," they can get away with anything. Let's hope, this time, Kyle Eichorn does not.
MONROE CO.---Carrier Mills woman hemmed up on robbery in Waterloo: The offspring of one of Saline's more notorious crims---who's eight kinds of pissed off that we ran his history in this article---has gotten in trouble in a southwestern Illinois county. Read all about what it is she's alleged to have done...and watch for the head-scratchers, because they're certainly there.
HAMILTON CO.---Woman castrates neighbor's dogs: A rural Thompsonville woman is in hot water because of "banding" her neighbor's dogs--something to which she readily admits--in an effort to stop puppy production. Apparently, this is easier than asking for canine child support. Unfortunately, it's cost her a felony charge.
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SALINE CO.---Allegations of improper relationship with patient: Contrary to the defensive posturing by this woman and her friends, Julie Handwerk is in a whole lot of trouble, officially...the Illinois Department of Financial and Professional Regulations has come down on her AGAIN. Might be why her house is up for sale...?
SALINE CO.---New info emerges in alleged Nashville shoplifting trip: Think you know all there is to know about the two Saline County women who were busted in Nashville in early January? You do not. But if you read this, you WILL. And, believe it or not...there's a follow-up coming up in the February 11 issue!
SALINE CO.---RN from 'rado subject of Kentucky traffic stop: Along with all the screeches of "shay deedunt dew eeyut!!" (say that with a southern Illinois accent and you'll understand it) comes a few revelations about what we suspected occurred in the case of the former RN from Eldorado getting stopped in Kentucky for speeding. Also...yes, her history IS indeed pertinent to this article, so it's in there.
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SALINE CO.---More Gregg financial woes: Kid welches on student loan debt; takes mom down with her: If Eric Gregg's family could get their spending under control, they wouldn't be in the mess they are now. Or, conversely, if he weren't such a useless waste of taxpayers' money and hadn't been for the past several years, holding jobs and positions illegally after he was appointed to a well-paying state job, he wouldn't be in the headlines, as well as making up shit about us on topix. But...scum gotta scum, so there he is.
EGYPT
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Courtney Godwin
SALINE CO.---'Victim' in last summer's "abduction" case returns to jail on Identity Theft: Chubby lil Courtney Godwin, still in trouble, still making headlines, still tormenting her grandparents. Someone lock her away until she learns to behave...?
WILLIAMSON CO.---Former prosecutor charged with battery: The newly-resigned prosecutor of Pulaski County might not've come to our attention here if he'd just have taken care of a problem in that county, namely sheriff Randy Kern...nor, we'd guess, if he hadn't gotten into a physical altercation with a chick in Marion. Here's another Marcher who thinks he can take to topix to slander us or slow us down in any way...wish he'd have thought of that when he was dealing with Kern molesting women in his county....
GALLATIN CO.---Man barred from Shawneetown Dollar General: The Gallatin County crim report, which features, as it usually does, Shawneetown's only shopping spot.
WILLIAMSON CO.---Suicide in Marion a mystery: This may be the only place you'll read anything about the strange suicide that occurred in a vehicle in Marion in mid-January.
SALINE CO.---Harrisburg 'Breaking Bad' thief charged with bringing drugs into county jail: If someone's going to emulate a TV show, why can't they emulate The Walking Dead? Just sayin.
SALINE CO.---Teen driver found passed out in roadway: Kid might get rehab. We might get phone calls. Because people get pissy about us reporting this kind of stuff, since help so young and all.
SALINE CO.---Convicted sex offender busted with pills after caught speeding: Good God what ELSE could he do...? Oh yeah, I guess he could've had a crash while DUI and killed somebody. Thank goodness for small favors.
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Jessica Vailes
SALINE CO.---Drunk domestic lands Eldorado woman behind bars, elbowed officer: Which goes to show...them domestics can get dangerous for cops, dontchano.
![Shavon Crim. THANKS, GURL!!]()
Shavon Crim. THANKS, GURL!!
SALINE CO.---Suspected thieves fill court docket, booze, air pistol, hot checks and identity theft listed: We'd like to thank Shavon Crim for getting arrested and charged, as she's nearly single-handedly giving us a 25 percent increase in sales since this issue hit. Her story's in this article.
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Bryan Parker
SALINE CO.---'Rado man jailed after drinking at the Legion: Man, it's getting to where you can't go out and have a cold one anymore. Especially if afterwards you go beat up your old lady. Not that we're saying that's what he did, mind you.
SALINE CO.---Harrisburg man jailed after allegedly hitting a grandmother, and and corrections officer: I don't know where he screwed up worse...hitting the grandma, hitting the aunt, or hitting the CO. Allegedly, of course.
HARDIN CO.---Hardin prosecutor limping her way through her first and most likely only term: Tara-ble Tara Wallace...screwing up in the courtroom. It's been two years, for God's sake...step it up, girl.
HEARTLAND
MARION CO.---Two men charged with separate sex crimes against children in Marion County: Major breaking news on deadline out of Marion County, about how two men were found out to allegedly be molesting youngsters in their presence.
CRAWFORD CO.---Credit card company goes after arsonist while he sits in IDOC: Whitey Fuller is in trouble with a creditor, this while he's sitting in DOC.
CLARK CO.---Clark Co. Electoral Board ignores election law: We have yet another case of ignorant people allowing our elections to run improperly. Hopefully, the Watchdogs will prevail in this one...this situation repeats itself all over the state, and represents why we're in such serious trouble, government-wise.
![Randy Peterson. It just don't get much more redneckish than this, boys...]()
Randy Peterson. It just don't get much more redneckish than this, boys...
EDGAR CO.---Questions arise over Edgar GOP chairman: And if you didn't need another reason to worry about elections and political parties, you need look no further than Edgar County, where the Republican Party chairman is a crim. Bad enough some party chairs are just morally reprehensible individuals, but this guy...? Unbelievable. Read this to see his record, and see if you support having someone like this running YOUR political party.
CRAWFORD CO.---Robinson woman gets 20 days jail and probation for yelling and squealing tires: But hey...she looks happy about it!!
JASPER CO.---Charged in beating of handicapped man: And what could be more offensive than beating such a person...?
CRAWFORD CO.---Out of state elderly men among those facing drug charges: Dope. It's not just for vapid 20-somethings and dumbed-down 30-somethings.
CENTRAL
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Jerry Schnicker Jr.
HAMILTON CO.---Son of precinct committeeman sentenced for sending lewd photos to young girl: Resolution to a 2012 case that some believed wasn't prosecuted quickly because it was politically-motivated. Please. If you had any idea how long it takes to get just the evidence in a case like this, you'd understand a little better.
EDWARDS CO.---Richland crossover crim wrecks car in Edwards while living in Crossville: It's widely believed that Derek Randolph lives in whatever county he's in the least trouble. Looks like he's in for a move back to Richland, since David Hyde protects him there...but he'd probably better take the Wayne County route when driving, since Mike Valentine cuts no slack.
CLAY CO.---Ingraham woman gets shot at rehab: Well, it does happen, with light or first-time offenders.
WHITE CO.---'Private sitter for elderly' facing multiple drug charges; methamphetamine, pills: Be careful who you get to sit with your cherished elderly people, folks. This is an example.
WABASH CO.---Wabash County sees spike in sex crime charges: What's up in Wabash? Sex crimes, apparently.
![Darcie Kasinger. And, her pigtails.]()
Darcie Kasinger. And, her pigtails.
LAWRENCE CO.---Repeat offenders, one already on parole, highlight Lawrence County drug report: We didn't have a lot of Lawrence news in this one, unfortunately...but what we DO have is worth reading, as this article shows!
CLAY CO.---Suspected thieves target Flora Walmart: You know. Because Walmart has EVERYTHING.
RICHLAND CO.---Trio charged after police say they caught them with numerous burglary tools: What ARE burglary tools, exactly...? I guess the non-criminally-inclined among us wouldn't have any idea. However, this article tells it, thanks to accurate reports.
HAMILTON CO.---Hamilton police busy dealing with DUIs: It's like HamCo is this central running area for people to get from here to there...and when some of them do, they're often under the influence of something.
WHITE CO.---Twenty-sommethings charged in vehicle theft, damage of doors, lights and windows: Here's another article that's making this issue fly off the shelves...apparently, some of these punks are REALLY railing at some of the coverage, on their social networking sites. I mean, seriously...don't allegedly do the crime if you can't take the coverage, haven't you figured this out over the past 13 years? What, you were only 7 back then and couldn't read it?? GROW. UP.
WABASH CO.---Drugs and violence focus of Wabash crim cases: Well, apparently not all is about the sex offenses in Wabash...
EDWARDS CO.---Grayville man charged with multiple sex crimes: A piece that happened on deadline, we already have more input on it because of the sensation it caused when it broke online. Read it to find out what that is.
OP-ED
COLUMNS
SURLY & UNCOOPERATIVE (Jack): M-NewsPoP and the things we do for YOU!
ICY (Ang): Attention please: I am not your mother, and I'm telling you...we DON'T hate cops
MINKUS INK (Bubba): Opining about crack and the Kardashian
POWER OF OPINION (Paxton Powers): Recent mass killings; are they just happenstance?
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE (letters): More support for Tommy Shoulders, more ignorance of how it actually works in court; resignation of Benton city clerk addressed.