It is uncertain whether jail food has improved over the years or if Shavon Crim just has more time to make sure she doesn’t miss a meal. Whatever the case, here is a picture of Ms. Crim earlier in her criminal career, left, and a bit more beefed up on the right.
SALINE CO.— A Golconda woman has tied the existing Disclosure record for stupid criminal activity.
This makes the third month in a row that Shavon C. Crim, now 23 and aging in her mug shots right before our readers’ eyes, of 220 Macedonia Rd., Golconda, has been arrested, charged and graced the pages of this publication.
In the January issue, Crim was charged with three counts of Identify Theft for allegedly using the identity of Thomas W. Horn and obtaining money and goods to the tune of $566.43 and then in the amount of $24.59.
Somehow the crim came up with a $1,000 cash bond and her butt was back out on the street…but not for long.
By the time the February issue of Disclosure rolled off the press, Crim had been arrested and charged with Retail Theft after allegedly boosting more than $300 in merchandise from the Harrisburg Walmart, located at 710 South Commercial St.
Ms. Crim somehow choked up another $1,000 for a cash bond to ensure her release from police custody as well as a place in this issue’s headlines.
Now, it appears Crim has stepped up her criminal game.
Avoiding Walmart this time, she instead targeted one of Harrisburg’s newly-opened businesses, probably her way of christening it.
According to authorities, between Jan. 10-11 Crim walked out of Mach One, located at 44 North Commercial St., with no fewer than eight bottles of Hennessy alcohol valued in excess of $300, earning herself yet another charge of Retail Theft.
Crim is rumored to have been one of the masterminds [insert laughter here] of a quasi drug ring in Eldorado housing in which she would steal prescription medication from the very ill and sell it on the street.
However, being the alleged sneaky crim (or Crim) that she is, those allegations were never proven.
What is a certainty is that Ms. Crim is headed back to enjoy the fine cuisine served on plastic trays at the Saline County Detention Center, where she will have ample time to plan her next crim caper.
That is, until she somehow comes up with another $1,000 cash bond to fund what appears to be an ongoing Crim-inal enterprise.