The third of many print editions running every other week is now on stands, and once again, this one is full of amazing articles you won't read anywhere else...not just because mainstream media outlets are shutting down all over, but because there are some things they just don't touch, and what they do, there are aspects that they just don't tell.
Kinda like several of our front page articles.
Without keeping you wading through a whole bunch of preamble, we're going to just jump right into what Print Headlines are: A preview of what's in the current print edition, presented in sections (Front Page, Back Page [our second front page], Pages 2 & 3, Features if there are any (generally running on page 12 or 13 or both, as in this issue), Egypt, Heartland and Central, and then Op-Ed.) They are presented by dateline first (where the material in the article took place), headline with link to the e-Edition version, and a brief synopsis in our own snarky Disclosure style. The headline links will take you right to the article on the e-Edition page if you're an online member; if you're not, they'll take you to the sign-up page, where you can get either a full month's access for $5.99 (a real bargain, as we're doing a new issue every other week right now!) or a 24-hour pass for only $2.99 (be sure you follow the instructions explicitly so you don't experience the glitch that sometimes hits new subscribers). And now, without further ado...here are THIS ISSUE'S PRINT HEADLINES.
FRONT PAGE
SALINE/JOHNSON COs.--Missing girl found, man charged with sex offenses: How did a guy from Missouri hook up with a 12-year-old in Harrisburg, then come to allegedly have sex with her in the Shawnee National Forest? This is one of those articles that shows you can't be too careful with monitoring your kids...and you certainly shouldn't be.
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LAWRENCE CO.--Inmate sues prison personnel: Have people been rather tense out at Lawrence Correctional Center outside of Sumner the past few years...? You betcha, and this would be the reason why. While everybody else in the state was hoping this would just blow over, on July 7, it did not...and we have the full story right here.
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Deeboy, disparaged deputy
EDGAR CO.--Deputy bankrupt: We're not telling you something about Dee Burgin you don't already know if we're meaning "morally" bankrupt. But we're not; we're meaning financially bankrupt. Which isn't that unusual of a thing these days; a lot of us have suffered a bankruptcy, and might someday again. But the "lot of us" I'm talking about aren't public officials entrusted to give it their all for the public paychecks taken by force of threat from the rest of us private sector dweebs. And we expect those who receive public paychecks to be a little more responsible with what's being taken from us...and when they're not, it makes it to the front page.
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Gerald Foster
RICHLAND CO.--IEPA onto Foster: The article we held since early June when the case was filed, hoping to see how it was going to shake out; the Illinois Attorney General is AGAIN getting onto Gerald Foster, and their "getting onto him" seems to coincide with a recent arrest. So this begs the question: Is David Hyde pushing Foster off onto the IAG to be dealt with financially instead of forcing his DUIs through the system..? Because he's still got that one languishing since 2007. And no, we're not writing about any other supposed junkyard Foster has; we're only mentioning the ones the IAG has mentioned, because that's what's in court docs, for those who were wondering.
SALINE CO.--A night for Danton: Photo coverage of the event from this past Sunday in Harrisburg, wherein police chief Whipper Johnson helped raise money for a local autistic boy.
BACK PAGE
CLAY/MARION COs.--Chief's son's party makes waves: After a crazy, 80-plus-something-comment thread was pulled from our Facebook page back in early July (and no, we didn't pull it; it appeared when we were in delivery and we simply let it go until it got out of control and someone involved in it complained enough to have Fecesbook pull it), our interest was piqued as to what actually happened at Flora Police Chief John Nicholson's kid's party out in rural Marion County back in June. We researched it, and this is what we found out.
WILLIAMSON CO.--Fosse out of county process-serving job: Much speculation surrounding the reason why Jim Fosse no longer works for the Williamson County Sheriff's Office as a process server; we researched this one, and while many simply won't believe it (because, you know...Marion. There HAS to be something corrupt and underhanded going on, right?), this is what we learned. If it changes in the future, we'll report it. But for now, this is all there is to know, according to officials.
LAWRENCE CO.--Youngster sues Lawrence County sheriff after arrest and alleged illegal detention: Here's one that's going to slip right through the cracks in the floor that's barely supporting local mainstream media, just like the one about the prison. Because, you know...they can't produce anything bad about the hand that feeds. And as much as we try to get along with the local constabulary in Lawrence - and we do get along with them - we have to write about this kind of stuff when it comes up.
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SALINE CO.-Messed-up misdemeanors this month in Saline: We opted to put the big Saline County misdemeanor report on page 2 because...why would a woman let her barely-two-year-old, just-walking child get out into the intersection of Poplar Street on a main drag through Harrisburg? We don't have the answer to that, but it makes for an interesting piece, as do the rest of the misdemeanors compiled into one article. Enjoy our newest feature in the every-other-week offerings.
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RICHLAND CO.--Olney man sues popular restaurant for 'unhealthful food' after strange experience: We say it in the article - This guy, like a dozen hundred other people in the 618, probably didn't know that you can't eat shrimp tails, and that when you order shrimp, especially in a Mexican dish, you need to make sure they're pulled off the little shrimp bodies in the meal, otherwise, you could choke on them and they'll cut up your throat. Now, after this lawsuit, it's a pretty sure bet EVERY Mexican restaurant in the 618 will have to carry a "CAUTION - Shrimp tails" warning...although there's no indication whatsoever in the lawsuit that that's what dude swallowed that cut up his esophagus. In fact, he never says, in the suit, what it is that DID. Which leads us to guess: Shrimp tails. We'll see; somebody will be calling us whining about it; that's more than a pretty sure bet.
FEATURE (PAGE 12)
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McLEANSBORO--McKamey Manor still seeking to site in McLeansboro despite opposition: A recap (with additional material) of the article/situation that had (and still has) everybody in Hamilton County worked up. Will the world-famous 'haunt," McKamey Manor, actually site in McL? Looks like it. Read the piece and see.
EGYPT
SALINE CO.--Father confronts thief who stole his son's 4-wheeler: Unbelievable story that ties a whole bunch of Hardin County elements right in with the Saline County elements...and beyond.
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HARDIN CO.--More drug sweep warrants served in Hardin: Three more names released in the warrant sweep, one of which we already knew; a couple of others, not so.
SALINE CO.--Eldorado teen charged after crime spree: Because, apparently, very few teens in Eldorado have anything else to do with themselves, especially now that school's out...
SALINE CO.--Second case filed in Harrisburg predatory sexual assault charge: The case against this particular accused sex offender gets bigger and bigger.
GALLATIN CO.--Equality man charged with climbing in woman's window: Fortunately, not a common occurrence in the village of Equality.
SALINE CO.--Carrier Mills woman strangled in recliner on front porch: No, the recliner didn't close up upon her and almost strange her. That honor was left up to the man of the house. Allegedly, of course.
SALINE CO.--Anonymous tip about stolen firearms lands Harrisburg woman behind bars on drug charge: Unfortunately for this gal, it was stupid criminal time in early July.
HARDIN CO.--Karber's Ridge man popped for DUI at county line: Now, seriously...you're leaving The Gap, you're weaving all over the road...what do you THINK is going to happen to you when you get out of Pope and into Hardin?
HARDIN CO.--Defunct Reed's locations targeted by IAG--More gas tank woes, these in Hardin County: And the headline says it all. Bottom line is: The state's hard up for money, so they're going after any and every body they can, and telling people they're going to sue them for $25,000 or $50,000 per violation...and settling for a few measly thousand each so they can make next week's payroll. In the meantime, the little guy suffers. Way to go, Illinois.
SALINE CO.--Residential burglary over ring leads to drug-buy possibilities: It's amazing how many times a dope-related suspected criminal can change his story before the truth comes out. Check out this article for a prime example of it.
SALINE CO.--LED lights hidden in toilet paper holder ends in arrest: The means by which alleged kleptos will go to in order to carry out their crimes never cease to amaze us here.
SALINE CO.--Woman screws up her first time offender status in matter of months: You're given a break by being put on first-offender status, have enough respect, at least, to get off your sentence before screwing up.
HARDIN CO.--Why is Hardin County prosecutor covering details of suspected child sex offender? Tara Wallace usually doesn't list the information that's statutorily required for her to list on charging documents, and that's alright; let someone in Hardin get on to her about that. But it just really gets annoying when it's an alleged child sex offender, and people need to KNOW, you know?
SALINE CO.--Rosiclare man jailed after threatening to carve up attorney: Was it all an act? Or does this guy have an organic or a drug-induced problem in his brain? Whatever the case, it'd be a funny situation if it weren't so...well, dangerous and creepy. Read it to see what we're talking about.
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U.S. DISTRICT COURT, BENTON--Carolyn Sue Glore-McGhee finally into something that even a little black book won't get her out of: Poor Carolyn Sue. Here's print coverage of the article we brought you online on deadline. Doesn't look good for Butter right now.
SALINE CO.--Syringe filled with meth found in purse of wanted woman: Hint: if you are wanted for a probation violation, don't, I repeat, DON'T, tote around contraband/illicit items in your purse. And don't have alleged meth in those items of contraband.
HEARTLAND
CLARK CO.--Lease after-the-fact: Water well owned by former board member on public property for 25 years: Ahhhhh the perks of being a public official of a board that no one has ever bothered to oversee. Until the Edgar County Watchdogs were called into the fray. Will the excesses ever end???
EDGAR CO.--Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all...including crazy Jan: Poor Jan Burno (Payton, Mills, etc)...hubby DuaMe dead. Ones of people affected. Go ahead, Jan, start another tirade on topix. It's kinda over....wouldn't you agree?
JASPER CO.--Violence report includes firearms, sex charges: The crimes against persons report out of Jasper County, where it's been unnervingly quiet for awhile.
CRAWFORD CO.--Felonious pair charged with weapon possession: The Crawford County crim report. One of them, anyway.
CRAWFORD CO.--One McCormick charged with stabbing another: Crimes against persons report in Crawford County.
CRAWFORD CO.--Domestic features Duran v Duran: Crawford crimes against persons...some more. 80s music fans...don't get too excited. It's not Duran Duran. There's a little 'v' in there.
CRAWFORD CO.--Suspects face felonies after police say they lied: Don't lie to police. That'd be your FIRST felony.
CENTRAL
WHITE CO.--White woman charged with stabbing man in butt: Actually, she stabbed him in the abdomen. How it got to his butt, we'll never know. But that's what's in the report.
HAMILTON CO.--Two of three in pill sting convicted: The Hamilton County dope report...and it's a doozy.
WHITE CO.--Charged with grooming 13-year-old: In a report we brought the initial information to you here at the site, here's the rest of the story.
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Former Lawrenceville mayor Brian Straub, catching flies at the jail last week.
LAWRENCE CO.--Former mayor arrested again: Brian Straub can't stay out of trouble. Man, when some of these public officials fall, they fall HARD.
RICHLAND CO.--Doper fresh out of prison faces meth charge: A little cross-county action with a guy who came over from Lawrence (Sumner, to be precise) to allegedly violate the law in Richland.
WABASH CO.--Mt. Carmel thief charged with beating six-year-old: While most prosecutors in downstate can't seem to wrap their heads around the fact that when a child repeatedly says she's being beaten, that means she's being beaten, they apparently don't have that issue in Wabash: Cassandra Goldman charges a guy for striking a 6-year-old with a clothes hanger.
CLAY CO.--Flora man jailed after fighting with officers: Always a bad idea, to fight with police officers in Flora; they don't hold no truck with that kind of thing.
LAWRENCE CO.--Three facing meth charges in Lawrence: The Lawrence County dope report.
WHITE CO.--Has hot Harley lead authorities to theft operation? Fascinating situation with vehicle theft being alleged, and what this might mean for those involved.
LAWRENCE CO.--Noncompliant sex offender and lost Focus: The crimes against persons/property report out of Lawrence.
RICHLAND CO.--Meltdown leads to trashed police cruiser: This guy. Man, when we get a new prosecutor in Richland and this guy goes off the deep end again, he's not gonna get out unscathed...simply because it's going to be "not David Hyde" prosecuting.
CLAY CO.--Pair of Louisville couples face felony drug, child endangerment: The big dope roundup in Clay County.
HAMILTON CO.--Mr. Rogers charged in Hamilton County with threatening Toon: It sounds like something that should be on Saturday morning children's programs. It's not, believe it.
WABASH CO.--Smelling of alcohol gets three charged with DUI: When you're driving and you're stopped, "smelling of alcohol" is gonna get you busted every time.
RICHLAND CO.--Iuka man charged with sexual abuse; charges not dismissed in another case: You need to read the second one in this article, because it's all typical David Hyde BS.
RICHLAND CO.--Vincennes man found passed out behind the wheel in Noble: What'd I say about "smelling of alcohol"...you shouldn't consume it, get in a car, and pass out, either.
WHITE CO.--One-legged stand refusal and PBT end in DUI charges: Lots of alleged driving drunk going on in the area in July.
CLAY CO.--Three charged in ground wire theft: Clay County crimes against properties report.
OP-ED
SURLY & UNCOOPERATIVE (Jack): Here's one about empty flower beds, baggy shorts and "mix-matched" socks
ICY (Ang): New laws: Who wants to be a whiner now?
MINKUS INK (Bubba): Letting the Dead live, and the living fade away...
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE (Letters): Doesn't like duly-appointed commissioner in Mt. Carmel; wondering about that 'murdering' gun in Carbondale; wants more info on Bobby Downen matter.
BACK OVER YOUR TALES: From the pages of the August Special Edition 2010 - Todd Fort is arrested and charged with child sex abuse; the Earp/Trout bunch cause trouble in Olney; Raymond Martin's federal jury trial is moving closer to kickoff; a pastor in a relatively-new church in Lawrenceville and his wife are busted for dope; Old Shawneetown Street Rally is featured; lots and lots and lots more.